Books with author Jay Johnson

This little book will save your life one day.This little book is a small collection of funny thoughts, amusing anecdotes, and telling quotes about Woman, or to be more specific, the subject is this: Man's Superiority to Woman.(To the politically correct girly men reading this: You read it correctly: S-U-P-E-R-I-O-R-I-T-Y)I know what you are thinking. You are asking yourself: How can a little book of amusing anecdotes and funny thoughts and so on and so forth about man’s superiority to woman save my life?Answer: It will save your life the same way that it saved mine.One day, not that long ago, a certain lady whose name I choose to forget, was driving me insane … making me angry and furious and pissy too … well, then, what did I do? Did I kick her in the butt, good and hard? Did I slap her in the face? Did I … do her great violence?Did I end up in jail doing 20 to life?No!Instead of doing great violence, instead of ruining my life, I picked up this little book that I had just finished writing. I read several of the anecdotes and quotes in this book. It made me laugh. It cooled me off.I survived to live another day.One day, dear sir, you too will be driven to near insanity by a woman of the female sex! Your wife! Or your mom! Or you sister, or whatever! Don’t off the biatch! Don’t slap her! Don’t kick her! Don’t rip her pretty little head from her shoulders! Don’t do it, dude!Pick up this book instead. Read a few of the quotes and anecdotes in this book.It will make you laugh. It will make you think. It will make you say, “Yes, sir, it’s true. Man is better than woman!” And you will feel better.It will save your life.Okay?You may thank me now.— H.H. JOHNSON

YOUR ROLE: AmandaAmanda is a sweet 15-year teen daughter of Amish parents on a Lancaster Pennsylvania farm. Yet when a group of home invaders decide that the sleepy Amish town is a score to good to pass up, they make their way to her parent's home. When the robbery goes wrong, both parents end up shot with Amanda left to fend for herself and her two other sisters. She must remember the shooting and survival skills her father taught her all the while keeping her two sisters safe. But when one of the home invaders captures her sister, she is faced with a choice that threatens not only their lives but also their innocence. ABOUT SMS UNOVELUNovel is the first live author story in which YOU are the main character. Choose from over 100 Interactive Stories or give us your idea to create a story just for you! SMS UNovel is literary role-play via Text, or Website Messenger that allows you to immerse yourself fully into a story. Once you finish the UNovel the full story is yours to share, edit, or even publish. Visit SMSNOVEL website to purchase full book.INTERACT WITH LIVE AUTHORS TO BECOME PART OF THE STORY IN REAL TIMEFull Book is $5.99 or monthly subscription for $9.99

The king has returned! The king has returned! Word is spreading through the animal kingdom that their ruler has returned from far away. The king’s special messenger asks each animal species to create a welcome-home gift for their beloved leader. Leo the elephant and Ruza the mountain cat are both confident that their amazing gifts will impress the king and show how much they care. They don’t believe that other groups, like the little field mice, could put together anything as magnificent. You should never underestimate the small and the meek. Leah, a special field mouse with an incredible vision, decides that she also wants to make a wonderful gift for the king. With the help of her wise parents and animal friends, Leah begins collecting a beautiful bouquet to give to the king. However, disaster strikes before it is completed. Leah is heartbroken! What gift can she give the king now? As the other mice scramble to cheer Leah up and come up with a new gift, this one small mouse will learn that the most precious gifts aren’t the biggest or most beautiful. They are the ones that come from the heart.

Mish The Mushroom Man is story for young children about self worth and what we think of ourselves, regardless of what others may think of us. Mish tries to be accepted by the other mushroom men in the forest, with the help of his loyal side kick Sidley the snail. His efforts are unsuccessful. It takes a forest catastrophe to make the other mushroom men see Mish for who he really is, a very brave and wonderful friend to all.

Women Spies: A Novel of Remembrance of Mata Hari, Mary Bowser, Noor Inayat Khan, Nancy Wake and other Strong Women of History is a historical fiction that uses the “Grandmother’s Chair” method to recount the very real histories of famous and infamous female spies down through the ages. The story begins with Lannie (a fictitious character) watching a mysterious neighbor moving in next door. Her grandmother (also fictitious) collects stories about spies. As Lannie learns about famous female spies, so does the reader. The fictitious background is used as a vehicle for discussing each of the featured women, presenting various views – some of them opposing – that affect our perception of these women today. A Forbes Magazine article commented that women have always been uniquely suited to spying because they understand subtle messages delivered through body language, and because they understand how people interact. The article goes on to say that women are good at multitasking, as a rule, since it is often required for successfully running a home. These are just a few of the traits needed to be a successful spy. The book also touches on spies for the other side, and has a running thread of plot that focuses around the fictional characters.

YOUR ROLE:Becky (See Description Below.)Text (912) 268-1890 To Begin Journey. Becky has the perfect life. She is an honor student, has a great relationship with her family, and is on track to attend an Ivy League school after she graduates High School. All of this changes when she meets and begins to date Michael, a black drama student from a performing arts school in her city. When her relationship becomes public she becomes the target of racist bullying from her classmates. When her parents suggest she end the relationship, the stress of their love begins to affect her grades and threatens her college scholarship. She is forced to make a choice, leave Michael and attempt to put her life back together or continue the relationship believing that true love is both colorblind worth the cost.Jomo K. Johnson is an author and Creator of the SMS Interactive UNovel: the first live author story in which YOU are the main character. UNovel allows you to select your story, interact with a live author via text message, and respond with your answers to shape the story. Each UNovel is $2.99 or purchase monthly subscription which includes UNLIMITED UNovels & ENTIRE Jomo K. Johnson E-Book Library (Over 20 Books) for only $9.99. Text (912) 268-1890 to order.FAQ ABOUT LIVE UNOVEL:Q: Is the author a real person?Y: Yes, the authors are always live and respond directly to your responses in the story.Q: How long does it take to read a UNovel?A: Each novel varies depends on how frequent you interact, but usually one or two days.Q: Is the outcome of the story already determined?A: Yes and No. Story has a conclusion but final outcome is determined by your answers.Q: Who does the story belong to when done?A: The story is yours to do whatever you want, even publish it.

YOUR ROLE: Samantha or RachelSamantha and Rachel have been best friends since kindergarten. Yet when they enter high school together they are tormented by Heather, a popular cheerleader and class bully. After being embarrassed at the freshman dance by Heather and her friends, the two girls decide to get revenge. Samantha decides to use the sleeping gas from her dad's medical office to trick Heather believing it is helium for a school project. When Heather passes out, both girls plan to make an embarrassing viral video with Heather as the butt of the joke. But when Heather does not wake up, both girls become frantic as to whether or not they have actually killed the bully. The result is a comical yet enlightening school day in which the girls attempt to cover up their tracks while also reexamining their own actions of how they have handled the situation. ABOUT SMS UNOVELUNovel is the first live author story in which YOU are the main character. Choose from over 100 Interactive Stories or give us your idea to create a story just for you! SMS UNovel is literary role-play via Text, or Website Messenger that allows you to immerse yourself fully into a story. Once you finish the UNovel the full story is yours to share, edit, or even publish. Visit SMSNOVEL website to purchase full book.INTERACT WITH LIVE AUTHORS TO BECOME PART OF THE STORY IN REAL TIMEFull Book is $5.99 or monthly subscription for $9.99